February 2011
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The Jokes Blog: The worst (best?) pun ever. →
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So a man owns a flower shop in a small town. He’s the only florist in the area, so nof course all the townspeople went to him to buy flowers for special events. Then one day a friar moves in, and sets up a flower shop right across the street from the florist. Since everyone wanted to buy flowers…
My roommate and I laughed at this for like 5 minutes.
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I just realized Laura Marling is as old as me,...
I feel vastly unaccomplished.
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The sound of dead cell phones and oil rigs, the sound of empty parking lots and...
– Beck, introducing the White Stripes at the 2004 Grammy Awards (via sweetheartblues)
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SO TODAY
I woke up at 6 AM and couldn’t get back to sleep because I was too nervous for this stupid blind date I was going on, and then said blind date stood me up.
THEN
(and this is totally humiliating but I feel like some of my fellow WS freaks on here can commiserate with this)
I was looking through pictures on my computer and came across the UGWNL picture of Meg fixing Jack’s ascot and I...
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I'M A FUCKING THIRD MAN VAULT PLATINUM...
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *BREAKS WINDOW, FLIES OUT, LANDS ON MOON, SCREAMS*
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Going to thirdman.com instead of...
WHAT.
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I found an old file in my computer that had this...
rescuedfromebay:
“I have to go
There’s somebody at the door
Free masons are too conspicuous
But listen to me,
There’s a way to push forward
But it takes a deep breath
Living inside others’ heads
Insists theres not much left
For you to build on
Your brain is a yeast cake
And your skull an oven at 300 degrees”
- Jack White III (1/23/10; c. 11:45 PM ET)
I still remember when I watched him...
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I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here and Now: Rumors... →
idontknowwhatimdoinghereandnow:
Ok. So I’ve been away from school for two weeks because of the cough thing. Apparently I haven’t missed much, as everyone is too freaked about exams to do anything else. My best friend came over last night to talk, catch me up on what I missed (social and academically). She told me the BEST news.
Tracking the “high school” tag yields FANTASTIC...
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Genealogy of the Important Personages of Middle... →
So in the end I had a chart which showed almost every important person in all of Middle-Earth history. And the lines of Arwen and Aragorn can now be traced on one chart from beginning to end. But more than that, it turned into a condensed history of Middle-Earth.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Jack Insinuating that Wanda Had Sex With Elvis
I am DYING.
They are ADORABLE.
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I sometimes think about how quiet the world must have been, maybe a hundred...
– Wayne Coyne’s notes on The Soft Bulletin (via thatgirlwiththelaserhair)
Beautiful. Says the girl listening to the hum of a computer projector in class.
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Reblog if you've been accused of loving Jack White...
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